#Selfie #Summer2k14 #TanKids4Life
"Treat every day like it’s a pay day, top down, count in’ up the cake, and blowin #KK"
(say something about me kissing my puppy and I’ll show you some real fucked up shit people do with dogs)
(someone say something about me kissing my puppy and I’ll show you some real fucked up shit people do with dogs)
take me to a place we’ve never been before where we can forget about reality and not think about time anymore
"I would build you a castle in the skies so high it’ll blow your mind"
  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via childish-lesbino)

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#tbt
sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

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i could never do the things we do when i’m all alone #ButYouPlayin
you’re the only one I let get the best of me #Basic
selena gomez spotted holding hands with nash grier
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